FINALLY! Stranger Danger is now released!

I finally finished up the new anthology, Stranger Danger!: A Dirty Story Anthology on lulu.com today. At the moment it's only available as an EPub ebook, but I'll finish doing the set-up for a print option, soon. One note on the price rise: my lulu costs went up, and while I can keep my old price levels nice and cheap, if I want to keep my target $2.00 profit per book I had to raise the cover price of the ebook to about $3.50. Sorry about the inconvenience -- but I strive to provide high-quality smut at bargain basement prices, and considering you can pick up this ebook for less than the cost of most comic books, that ain't bad.

As the title implies, it's about the risks and benefits of various kinds of sex with strangers. There's eight hot stories, some a little more twisted than others, and a preview of a new novel I'm working on, The Pink Collar Pussy Party. Thematically it covers everything from the intrigue of a gloryhole to the dangers of Craig's List (and it's not what you expect!), blind sex dates and one very disturbing story about a guy who's a perpetual stranger to his girlfriend. There's also some less disturbing stuff, class reunion hook-ups and casual liaisons at out-of-town conferences. All and all I'm pretty happy with the result. It's got a nice beat. It's easy to whack to. I give it an 8, easily.

Special thanks to S. for help with one story in particular.

Have no fear: I'll be continuing with Second Wife and Geek's Revenge with new chapters soon! And I'm still waiting to hear from my agents about Casanova's Butterfly, the expanded and complete version of Cock of Ages. It's good. Real good. Trust me.

In other news, my other pseudonyms have been pretty prolific lately, which is why you haven't seen much activity here. Oh, and I'm in discussions with a major adult company about distributing my work on a new medium, and I'm pretty excited about that.

Keep the emails coming -- I love hearing from my fans!

More Creamy goodness, soon, and thanks for reading my stuff!

Creamer

Epub editions NOW AVAILABLE!

For anyone who still pays attention to this blog, just wanted to make my loyal fans aware that I'm converting most of my fiction into Epub format, suitable for Kindle use, and available on my Lulu.com site. I do want to apologize due to the first version of Bean Counter on Epub being corrupt, and if you ran into that problem please let me know and I'll make it up to you somehow. The problem should be fixed, now, so have at it.

Also, I finished the revised-and-expanded version of Cock of Ages, now titled Casanova's Butterfly, and have turned it over to my agent and attorney. If nothing else comes of it I'll publish it on my lulu site, but until then I'm keeping it under wraps. Not that I want to torment you (actually, that sounds kind of fun) but I don't want there to be any issues for publishing.

SO! Creamer is back and ready to get to writing more stuff Real Soon Now. My third anthology, Stranger Danger, is nearing completion, and there will be new chapters for both Second Wife and Geek's Revenge soon.

Thanks for reading my stuff!

If You're Going Blind From Jerking Off . . .

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Coming soon: Stealth Covers! Take your Creamer on the plane and get totally turned on while other people think you're diligently studying some mind-boggling boring subject!

Finally finished Casanova's Butterfly . . .

...aka "The New And Improved Cock Of Ages" and sent it off to my agent. Yay! Now I can get back to other fun projects. First and foremost, of course, is finishing up my next anthology ("Stranger Danger"), but I've also got at least two more anthologies planned ("Horny Matrimony" -- yes, boring old married-people sex, and "Erotic Adventures", stories set in unusual but exotic settings). Plus additions to the on-going Second Wife and Geek's Revenge novels.

In addition to that, I'm working on the beginnings of a new genre novel: an erotic steampunk adventure, fully explicit, but set in an alternate reality. Think zepplins and high adventure, with lots of dusky maidens. The protagonist is a Victorian gentleman burglar. Any comments?

Just got back from the AVN Adult Expo . . .

And there were a lot of freaks there. And a lot of great folks. The two are not mutually exclusive.

I met with a few publishers, interviewed a few porn stars (and got to meet one of my personal faves, Aurora Snow, who was in last year's Star Trek parody, among others)and exposed my wife to what I do for a living. We had a great time -- but that's easy to do in Las Vegas.

Most impressive to me, I think, were the Japanese tech companies with the latest in masturbation technology. Also the solid-core doll people were pretty freaky, and one specimine I saw was transluscent, with LED lights all the way through for a truly wierd alien effect. Lots of video companies out there, too.

I'll post a little more on this later, but thought I throw something up to prove I haven't been killed in some horrible masturbation accident.